01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

(via not-actuallygay)

31 8 / 2014

beben-eleben:

Enchanting Forests In The World

(via zephyroh)

31 8 / 2014

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via thenightvalescorpions)

30 8 / 2014

captainofalltheships:

when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy

(via bozartorchedthemeadow)

30 8 / 2014

finding-fucken-nemo:

kyrstin:

she will go far in life

Yes she will

finding-fucken-nemo:

kyrstin:

she will go far in life

Yes she will

(via lulucute)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

zooophagous:

kastiakbc:

lacortasirena:

Hilda is such a beautiful pin-up girl <3

Daww, she’s adorable!!

I love these pin ups

(Source: overmessed, via blaineissatan)

28 8 / 2014

Erik Lehnsherr/ Charles Xavier

{1 chapter, words:1,501, no warnings} 

Summary: “Logan didn’t much like Erik Lehnsherr when he first met him in a bar about a year ago. Logan likes him a lot less after he dumps Logan’s tranquilized carcass on Charles Xavier’s doorstep like a dog presenting its owner with a stunned rabbit.”

Sometimes, they are so angry at one another that Charles struggles to keep his fury contained and Erik knows the world is as cruel as it has ever been. That is the flow of the river perhaps, the pull of the tide, whichever way go the ripples; or perhaps something simpler, a byproduct of the the tiny clotting fears that accumulate in the cracks and then on the skin of the world. Sometimes, they still can’t leave each other behind. (i.e. Charles and Erik catch up on the years before Erik went to prison, then make up for lost time)”

{1 chapter, words: 12,277, Charles Xavier/Sebastian Shaw mentioned, alternate universe-modern setting, alternate universe-still have powers}

Summary: Charles and Erik have a one night stand, but a blizzard traps them in Erik’s apartment afterward.

Erik and Charles were only together once before doubt and fear ground their romance to a halt. But once was apparently all it took. Now Charles is dealing with a pretty crappy secondary mutation, a brand new career teaching mini-mutants and a stubbornly overprotective Erik. This is the story of how Charles and Erik got from Point A to Point B and what they collected along the way.”

{1 chapter, words: 64,124, Emma Frost/Charles Xavier, Emma Frost/Logan, Azazel/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Other(s), Sean Cassidy/Moira MacTaggert, Armando Muñoz/Alex Summers, mpreg, alpha/beta/omega, alternate universe-historical, alternate universe-no powers, dubious consent, attempted rape, violence, canon character death (SPOILER: Shaw)}

Summary: “In an effort to get out from under the thumb of his step-father, Charles chooses to become a courtesan for several minor nobles in King Erik’s court. It is not long before he attracts the eye of the young king, and the Cardinal who holds the young king’s ear. Charles spends months working to secure his place as King Erik’s favorite and to regain his father’s title of Merchant Prince. Charles hopes to disprove the old adage that once you enter the king’s bed, you have nowhere to go but down. A historical AU with alpha/omega dynamics (no heat). Not nearly as dark as the warnings might make it sound.”

{1 chapter, words: 20,518, alternate universe- werewolves, alpha/beta/omega, bonding, anti-omega slurs, mpreg, alternate universe- college/university, alternate universe- no powers}

Summary: “Erik has been the Alpha of his pack for roughly a year now. Previously, he’d been a bit of a playboy and an asshole and now he was, according to Emma, an asshole out of sexual frustration. Her solution? Either find a mate and bond with them, or relinquish his title of Alpha.”

Erik never really thinks about it, that he and Charles might be growing close in a way the other boys at school are not. (AKA: That fic where Erik and Charles are freshmen at prep school, and everything is A/O and nothing hurts.)

Hank McCoy/Alex Summers, Warren Worthington III/Raven, Scott Summers/OFC, angst, mpreg, abandonment}

Summary: “Realistically, Charles knew it was the least advantageous moment to suddenly remember his impending fatherhood. The Americans and Russians were moments away from inciting a new world war, and likewise, Erik himself seemed a split second from turning humanity against mutants forever. But the words were there without his permission, spilling from his lips in a desperate attempt to save Erik from his own madness, and Charles from the inevitable grief that would follow. So he said it. He shouted it. In one felled swoop he told Erik about the life growing inside of him. It was ridiculous and unbelievable and frightening, and Charles had done his best to ignore it up until that moment. But then, with the missiles moments away from destroying so many human lives, Charles recognized the life inside him for what it was. Grasping at straws he told Erik they’d created a child. There was a baby to consider now, equal parts theirs. Pretending the baby was anything but, was no longer an option.”

Emma Frost/Sebastian Shaw, Hank McCoy/Alex Summers, alpha/beta/omega, mpreg, knotting, dubious consent/non-con}

Summary: “Alpha’s Erik life is very simple - rule his country, lead his warriors, ignore his pain in the ass advisor Shaw and fuck as many pretty asses as possible. Then there is this trip near the Sanctuary with virginal Omega monk and everything goes to hell. He stumbles upon a lonely Omega nearing his heat - he catches him, he rapes him and gods have mercy he knots and imprints on the blue eyed brat. Now the whole “fun” begins…”

Every year, two alphas are chosen from each district for a fight to death, and every year, a single omega is chosen to join them in the arena as the prize. Erik Lehnsherr’s name has been drawn to compete as an alpha tribute and he is set solely on survival, but he hadn’t exactly counted on Charles, the mysterious omega tribute that isn’t playing by any of the rules. Hunger Games AU.”

alternate universe - fusion, alternate universe - no powers, alpha/beta/omega}

Summary: “Prequel scene to ‘Into the Fray’. Raven asks for three minutes with Emma to say goodbye—but she doesn’t plan to use the time for farewell.” THIS IS A PREQUEL TO THE FIC ABOVE. CHARLES IS ONLY MENTIONED AND IT IS NOT TECHNICALLY ERIK/CHARLES. I just put it here to make it easier to find.

Bifurcation - (n.) the splitting of a main body into two parts. In medicine, a single mistake can mean the difference between life and death. For cardiothoracic surgeon Charles Xavier, a fatal error leaves him standing at a crossroads … and at the mercy of the man he has not faced since their relationship fell apart thirteen months ago. Dr. Erik Lehnsherr has a fearsome reputation. Due to his incisive autopsy reports, he has gotten more surgeons fired in two years than any other pathologist has managed over an entire career. But when an old enemy returns to Erik’s life, he must find a way to temper his pride — or lose the man he loves, all over again.”

"Je vois la vie en rose" is a full-cast gender change. Canon male characters become female, and canon female characters become male or genderqueer. The only exceptions are real people and background military/government characters.The CIA’s Marcus MacTaggert attempts to recruit Doctor Charlotte Xavier and her sibling Raven to assist in the capture of suspected Communist Sabrina Shaw and her unusual associates. Thrilled at the thought finding of more mutants, Charlotte and Raven agree, but are soon put off by the CIA’s misogynist attitude and decide to track down these other mutants by themselves. They do find more mutants, but not the ones they were expecting. Charlotte starts to build a community of mutants but Raven finds that many of them can’t even accept themselves, let alone someone who doesn’t belong within familiar definitions of gender. Erika’s determination to kill Shaw, Shaw’s quest to recruit more mutants, and world-threatening political brinkmanship collide with deadly consequences: Charlotte, Raven and Erika must decide what kind of world it is that they want to create."

His only secret? Charles Xavier, the human he’s kept locked in his bedroom ever since his right-hand woman, Mystique, came to him pleading for mercy for her stepbrother, who accepted her mutant form and protected her as a child. The human he started fucking after Mystique was killed in battle, despite the guilt he feels at contaminating even this last promise to the woman who was integral to his life’s work and happiness.”

"Did I hear the doorbell earlier?"

"Yeah, but I’d steer clear if I were you. It seemed a little tense. I don’t know what’s going on, but there’s a kid out there who looks freakily like the prof."

Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles’ life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he’s slowly learning to adapt to the first, he’s not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.”

28 8 / 2014

magog83:

I’ll take them all. Thank you.

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